Do I Tell My Cat I Love Him Too Much?

I see my cat sitting on our bed. I go up to him. “You are the cutest little tiger and I love you so much,” I say. “Oh you are just the sweetest little kitty cat. Oh, I love you so much. You are just the sweetest little baby cat.”

After I kiss my cat on the head I turn to leave. I notice my wife sitting on the bed next to the cat.

“Love you too,” I say.

“Sure,” she says. “Sure.”